lalondes:

humansofnewyork:

"So do you sell drugs?" "No I’m only five"

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cactous:

THIS WAS MY FAVORITE PART OF THE WHOLE MOVIE

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[There is a] general principle of internet language these days that the more overwhelmed with emotions you are, the less sensical your sentence structure gets, which I’ve described elsewhere as “stylized verbal incoherence mirroring emotional incoherence” and which leads us to expressions like “feels,” “I can’t even/I’ve lost the ability to can,” and “because reasons.”

Contrast this with first-generation internet language, demonstrated by LOLcat or 1337speak, and in general characterized by abbreviations containing numbers and single letters, often in caps (C U L8R), smilies containing noses, and words containing deliberate misspellings.

We’ve now moved on: broadly speaking, second-generation internet language plays with grammar instead of spelling. If you’re a doomsayer, the innovative syntax is one more thing to throw up your hands about, but compared to a decade or two ago, the spelling has gotten shockingly conventional.

In this sense, doge really is the next generation of LOLcat, in terms of a pet-based snapshot of a certain era in internet language. We’ve kept the idea that animals speak like an exaggerated version of an internet-savvy human, but as our definitions of what it means to be a human on the internet have changed, so too have the voices that we give our animals. Wow.

A Linguist Explains the Grammar of Doge. Wow.

This is my favourite part, if I do say so myself. See also the summary doge macro. (via allthingslinguistic)

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absinthecake:

When people ask how you’re doing at the end of the semester

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zeeqo:

simmiiehendrix:

When B-Bomb mispronounces “dimples” for “vagina”..

I REBLOG THIS EVERY TIME IT APPEARS ON MY DASH

LEGENDARY

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castielgratia:

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indikos:

crystalcats:

tarassein:

stunningpicture:

Lions pretend to be hurt by the bites of their young to encourage them.

this put the biggest smile on my face

Lions are so nice

Almost every day I see evidence that other animals are just as complex as us and have family relationships like us, idk why people insist on trying to view other animals as if that is not the case.

alluviom:

sometimes I feel guilty for skipping songs on my phone like I’m sorry song I love you I’m just not in the mood for you I’ll come back later though.

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monsieurwintour:

bodyfluids:

ex-im-plode:

retcum:

pizzaforpresident:

nikotheikon:

Forgiveness 

I feel like I could write a 12 page essay about this video

👀

This would win at Sundance. 

Doesn’t it die after stinging tho

White people are so weird omg

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